Sunday, September 19, 2010

Sit on my lap. It's storytime.

When I was a wee lad, me great grandad would spin tall tales of me great, great grandad Dread Edco Roberts. Across all the seven seas he did sail, plundering treasure like the scourge he was harkened to be. His deeds more dishonorable than not, for he was a pirate, a man turned to the life of the skull and crossbones with as many stories to his origin as there were ships he sank. Was he betrayed by his country? Did the scandoulous wiles of his true love turn his heart black as coal? We know not the truth to why he set sail upon the fearsome waves of piracy, we only know Dread Edco painted fear across the ocean and all who dared cross his path...

International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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